Unless a guy were able to land a job assisting well-stacked ladies into custom-fit bras at Fredericks of Hollywood, Full Body Massage is a movie that surely offers the next best thing.

Mimi Rogers - the former Mrs. Tom Cruise - is a rich bitch art gallery owner who craves the therapuetic value of being felt-up, er, massaged in the nude. What a gloriously simple and honest plot! What a role for masseur Bryan Brown, who genuinely has his hands full!

As you watch, try to figure out how Brown was able to control himself during 'takes'. And, how many 'takes' he was able to take. For that matter, try to figure out how many takes you could take.

Mr. Skin heartily recommends you enjoy Full Body Massage with your girlfriend, your fiancee, or your wife, especially if your special one is a bit flat chested. We predict she'll grow at least half an inch and half a cup size watching Ms. Rogers being felt-up, er, massaged. Watch this 1995 big rack classic with your sister ...and you'll probably get slapped.

Written by: Skin Jr. ...mrskin.com